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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2014 21:27:21 GMT 1
It just really hit me hard today that I'm nothing but a bitter, middle aged fat fuck with a raging toothache. My only sense of pride is procrastinating seeing a dentist and risking system wide infection. This is my Dirty Harry tough guy moment.
When I finally see the dentist this week I'm a gonna say to him, "Hold the novocaine, bitch." Cuz that's how I roll.
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HJB
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Post by HJB on Jan 7, 2014 21:41:31 GMT 1
Try the dentist on Skid Row. He really did a good job on Little Shop of Horrors.
Infection can be shitty though. I got one of them from metal poisoning from the implant in my elbow. They gave me one anti biotic that made me violently ill anytime I was in direct sunlight, then another that gave me a ten minute digestive time. I hear tooth aches can be worse though. You can gargle vodka or rum to keep it from getting infected. Ora gel or anbesol could work for the pain. If you go to the store to get the numbing stuff though, be sure to squeeze a tube of it into the KY Jelly at the store before you leave. You can go to sleep happy knowing that somewhere not far away someone alone (or a couple) are having a sad and confusing time while seeking pleasure they wont feel.
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