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Post by stu on Sept 15, 2012 16:00:28 GMT 1
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Post by stu on Sept 27, 2012 16:35:42 GMT 1
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Post by stu on Oct 4, 2012 17:31:18 GMT 1
To celebrate the latest instalment of Sparking Neurones delving into the psychological and spiritual aspects of Spider-Man I've composed a little song: Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Does whatever a spider can. Climbing walls, fighting crime. Like spiders do all the time. Look out, here comes the Spider-Man. All his powers, could be mystic. The idea makes fanboys go ballistic. Can he rise from the dead? Didn't he used to be wed? Hey, there! There goes the Spider-Man. Why is his life so tragic? Maybe the spider's his totem? Could it be to do with magic? And has he got a super-powered scrotum? Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Friendly neighbourhood, Spider-Man. His webbed mask lends him power. Stops him being a wallflower. Look out, here comes the Spider-Man. Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Friendly neighbourhood, Spider-Man. His webbed mask lends him power. Stops him being a wallflower. Read about him in this column. I wonder why he moves like Gollum? You'll love the Spider-Man! www.teemingbrain.com/2012/10/03/spider-man-totem-and-tragedy-men-in-tight s-part-2/ |
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Post by stu on Oct 5, 2012 16:34:48 GMT 1
Matt Cardin requested a Lovecraftian version of the Spider-Man lyrics:
Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Does whatever a spider can.
If he drops his underwear. You'll get a pretty big scare.
Look out, here comes the Spider-Man.
Is it a penis or a tentacle? They look almost identical.
His willy's from another dimension. And also an SF convention.
Hey, there! There goes the Spider-Man.
I think you will find, his naughty bits look like Azathoth.
How did this idiot god go blind? It wasn't through reading Isaac Asimov.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Friendly neighbourhood, Spider-Man.
Wealth and fame, he ignores Action is his reward
His haunter of the darkness, is wrinklier than Agatha Harkness.
Look out, here comes the Spider-Man.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man. Friendly neighbourhood, Spider-Man.
His haunter of the darkness, is wrinklier than Agatha Harkness.
It also looks kinda like Cthulhu. His fave from Star Trek is Mr Sulu.
Nerdy old Spider-Man!
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Post by stu on Oct 11, 2012 15:44:52 GMT 1
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Post by stu on Nov 2, 2012 11:33:43 GMT 1
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Post by stu on Jan 7, 2013 19:44:44 GMT 1
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Post by stu on Feb 22, 2013 17:55:44 GMT 1
Second part of my article on Lovecraftian fiction. This time round I discuss Robert E Howard, Fritz Leiber, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Frank L Baum, Joss Whedon, Kim Newman and Neil Gaiman. Plus, there are cool illustrations from Bob Covington and Frank Schoonover. www.teemingbrain.com/2013/02/21/holding-out-for-a-hero-a-search-for-the-h eroic-in-lovecraftian-fiction-part-two/ |
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Post by stu on May 10, 2013 15:13:22 GMT 1
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